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The Invite

Title is wrong. Should be plural. InviteS. Is that a spoiler? No, it’s a tease!

Have you and your mate ever invited another couple over for a visit and realized in short order that it might’ve been a bad idea? Maybe even before the other couple arrives?

Angela (Olivia Wilde) and Joe (Seth Rogen) invite their intriguing upstairs neighbors Piña (a blonde Penelope Cruz) and Hawk (Edward Norton) to join them in their San Francisco apartment for dinner and drinks. Or did they? Joe is confused about the details of the invite and doesn’t seem to remember agreeing to it. 

When the neighbors show up, there’s some initial discomfort as they feel each other out. Not literally—that’s later in the story!

Joe is a frustrated music teacher who once played in a pop music band. Angela is a frustrated visual artist. Hawk is a retired fireman whose current interest is rolfing, a massage therapy. Pina is a sexologist. These are not boring people.

Thanks to an excellent script and talented actors who can convey those lines in skillful ways that make this conversation seem real, the audience listens in on an evening that goes in multiple directions: some hilariously funny, others tense and uncomfortable. 

The elephant in the room is Hawk and Piña’s noisy lovemaking. Will it be addressed? And will it lead to other, possibly dangerous, developments? And maybe another sort of invite?

The apartment itself is a key element of the movie with scenes occurring not just in the main living area. Sometimes a movie set within a limited area can feel like a recycled stage play. The Invite does not. A new rug in that living area gets a good amount of attention. A window in the downstairs apartment provides small views into the upstairs apartment. And, just as importantly, it offers views of Joe and Angela’s apartment from upstairs. Scenes occur in the kitchen, the hallway, Joe’s office and the bedroom.

The Invite is clever and amusing but some moviegoers may cringe when the talk takes a shift to the carnal. How open-minded are you? 

Another qualm: Seth Rogen. He’s funny. But he’s also big. And loud. Would an less boisterous actor have filled that role better? Topic for future discussion!

The Invite is directed by Olivia Wilde whose previous directing efforts include Don’t Worry Darling and Booksmart. The script is by Will McCormack and Rashida Jones (Quincy’s daughter!), adapted from a Spanish film.

The Invite is rated R.

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Zoolander 2

When Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) make their runway return early in Zoolander 2, they are wearing shirts that read “Old” and “Lame.” It is, of course, lame of me to point out how accurately those shirts’ sentiments reflect my thoughts about the film. Sorry.

Zoolander 2 has a handful of slightly funny moments, but many more moments that are supposed to be funny but are not. But hey, the numerous surprise cameos ARE fun! (Note: Other reviewers will spill the beans about certain cameo appearances. I will not. You’re welcome.) And the soundtrack includes some cool EDM.

Not “cameos,” per se, because they appear in the trailer: Benedict Cumberbatch as an androgynous model looks like Voldemort during his brief appearance. Justin Beiber as himself manages to hang on for a selfie before he makes his final exit.

The 2001 Zoolander movie was relentless as it poked fun at the fashion industry. Stiller and Wilson were hilarious as clueless male models. Will Ferrell, as goofy looking villain Mugatu, was a hoot. Try though it may, the new version just does not connect. (Stiller, by the way, directed both films.)

During their 15-year absence, Derek constructed a building in NYC. The building collapsed, killing his wife and disfiguring Hansel. Unfortunately, the shots of a building falling down in New York City recall the real-life event that happened two weeks before the release of the first Zoolander.

In Z-2, Derek and Hansel are dispatched to Rome to be part of a fashion show. But the focus of the film is on Derek’s effort to reconnect with his son (who just happens to be in a Rome orphanage). Mugatu is now in a “fashion prison” which, amusingly, is built to resemble a giant thimble.

The film’s climax involves a quasi-religious ritual involving real life fashion industry figures.

Penelope Cruz appears as a gorgeous Interpol agent. An unrecognizable Kristen Wiig is an oddly-attired fashionista. (She looks almost like the late Tammie Faye Baker.) Keifer Sutherland is the leader of Hansel’s diverse “orgy crew.”

Some sequels are better left unmade. Zoolander 2 might’ve been a good idea on paper. But on film, not a good idea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Counselor

Things to like about The Counselor:

  1. Cormac McCarthy’s literate script. The master novelist transfers his writing talent to a screenplay.
  2. Ridley Scott’s compelling visuals. Every scene in The Counselor looks good onscreen.
  3. Cameron Diaz’s silver fingernails. Stylish. (as Malkina)
  4. The love scene between The Counselor (Michael Fassbender) and his lady Laura (Penelope Cruz). Tastefully sexy amongst the white sheets.
  5. Brad Pitt in a cowboy hat (as Westray) telling The Counselor that he could be happy living in a monastery. Why doesn’t he? In a word, he says, “women.”
  6. Javier Bardem (as Reiner) telling a very dirty (but funny) story about a Malkina sexual escapade on a Ferrari windshield.
  7. Bruno Ganz (as the Diamond Dealer) triggering memories of the Hitler Reacts videos.
  8. The Counselor’s repeated requests for advice from others. Ironic role reversal.
  9. Ruben Blades back on screen as one of those who counsels The Counselor.
  10.  Rosie Perez back on screen as a prisoner The Counselor is assigned to defend.
  11. The creative method of transporting dope into the U.S. via oil drums hidden inside a tanker truck’s tank.
  12. Dean Norris back on screen as one involved in the drug trade. Ironic role reversal for Breaking Bad DEA agent Hank.
  13. Malkina’s leopards chasing jackrabbits.
  14. The classy look of most of the settings: Reiner’s restaurant, Reiner’s residence, The Counselor’s apartment, the spa where Malkina and Laura visit together.
  15. The gritty look of the garages where the dope is loaded and unloaded.
  16. The Counselor’s discomfited reactions to all the cautionary words he hears.
  17.  McCarthy’s clever use of the word “cautionary.”
  18.  The creative methods of killing people.

The Counselor does lean heavily on dialogue but there is plenty of action to balance it out. The story—a drug deal that doesn’t come off quite as planned with money missing—is standard stuff.

If you’ve ever enjoyed a Ridley Scott movie or a Cormac McCarthy novel, don’t miss The Counselor.

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