There’s a lot more HURT than LOVE in the new movie Love Hurts. The barrage of comic violence has folks in pain from fists, feet, guns, knives and various other means of human punishment.

The story? It’s the old “hit man tries to go straight” bit. Marvin Gable (Ke Huy Quan) is a successful realtor, having put behind him his history of violence. But when what appears to be a Valentine’s Day card arrives with an ominous message within, he realizes that he has to elude various parties who want to settle scores.

His main nemesis is his brother Knuckles (Daniel Wu) who has engaged numerous henchmen to help track him down. Gable’s old romantic flame Rose (Ariana DeBose) is also back in the picture. 

The film has numerous references to that holiday of love but to call Love Hurts a Valentine’s Day movie is kinda like calling Die Hard a Christmas movie. It’s not the sort of Valentine’s Day-related movie that would be likely to engender thoughts of romance.

Also in the cast are Sean Astin who was a cast mate of Quan 40 years ago in The Goonies and former NFL great Marshawn Lynch. Plus a quick appearance by one of TV’s Property Brothers.

Quan and DeBose both have on-screen charisma. And Oscars! So there is genuine talent here.

Love Hurts is a relatively mindless bit of “John Wick lite” type violence with a few laughs along the way. It clocks in at a thrifty 82 minutes. Rated R for the comic violence and F-bombs galore. But, interestingly, no sex or nudity.